Ugly Outfits

Yes, those are camo leggings.

And that is all I have to say about that.

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As if Crocs weren't bad enough

Now available in a rhinestone variety.

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This is a public service announcement

Platform flip flops should not be worn under any circumstances. They are a danger to your safety and to the safety of those around you who are forced to look at your hideous footwear.

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What even are these?

And where do you find them? I need to know so I can make sure to avoid this wretched place.

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Scrubs are acceptible when worn in a hospital or dental office.

But certainly not in an amusement park. And definitely not with a fishing hat. And never never NEVER with Crocs. Never.

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Fist Pump Team

Where do I sign up? Oh, and I do hope the bright orange shorts are optional.

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Why is there a cartoon cat on your behind?

That is a question I should never have to ask.

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Do these even count as pants?

I'm pretty sure there has to be some kind of hole-to-fabric ratio that makes it acceptible to leave the house in your trousers. These don't make the cut.

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